J & J Strike Force Scores 4; Red Bulls Finally Come Through In The Clutch

Played in front of 66,000 fans, and featuring no defense whatsoever, the Red Bulls finally won a big game beating the LA Beckhams 5-4 in an all offense show. Bucking the trend that they play awful in big games, NY showed up and played entertaining attacking soccer but almost lost a game they should have won because of awful awful goalkeeping from Ronald Waterrus. LA only had 5 shots on goal and scored 4; the Red Bulls couldve stuck Bruce Arena in goal and im sure his fat ass would have made a better goalkeeper than that sorry excuse for a shotstopper. Overall theres a few things to take away from this game: 1. Jozy Altidore is gonna have some euro team pay a shitload of money in the offseason for his services 2. Angel is the best player in the league. period. 3. Ronald Waterrus sucks. 4. Beckham is going to make LA a dangerous team no matter how shitty the players around him are. Hopefully fans left this match Red Bull fans, and plan on coming back to other games as this might be the most entertaining side they have fielded in their history..............and on a final note, Waterrus really sucks ass, and Kevin Harmse should just become an NHL Enforcer or an exceedingly mediocre NFl special teams player right away.

Young Gunners Take First Leg

Although this is a bit late, I always have to make time to talk about my team, Arsenal. They took the first leg of a Champions League qualifier 2-0 at Sparta Prague on wednesday, with Hleb and Fabregas(two members of my dominant EPL fantasy midfield) hitting for one each. This was a bit of a suprise to me, because I was fully expecting Jens Lehmann to gift the other team about three goals to make it a bit interesting. The baby gunners should be a fun team to watch this year with all the amazing young talent and the beautiful passing game which Wenger has always stressed, which by the way is a welcome respite from the long ball tactics employed by other EPL clubs........and on another note, I was wondering if anybody could hook me up with Bacary Sagna's hairstyle because I think its awesome. Really awesome.