Red Bulls Hire Osorio to Make Bad Decisions In NY Instead of Chicago

As announced on SBI, the Red Bulls have officially come to terms with the Chicago Fire's Juan Carlos Osorio, and he should be announced as the 10,000th coach in Red Bulls/Metros history in the coming days. Personally I only like this move because: 1. We finally have a coach and can start acquiring players, something Osorio isnt that bad at(Case in point: Wilman Conde)....And 2. He might actually get this team to play defense which actually resembles that of keeping the ball out of the net. Unfortunately this is the man also responsible for ruining the Fire's playoff hopes by leaving Paulo Wanchope in the game, when the man has the touch of a freakin wrecking ball. Hopefully Osorio inspires this team to aim for shutouts, as thats the only thing us Red Bull fans have to look forward to........the only creativity within the Fire's game came from Cuau Blanco, and im pretty sure we dont have a midfielder of that caliber......But wait? we have Claudio Reyna right? hes good...............