Breaking News! The Galaxy Suck, And Pete Vagenas Really Sucks; But You Probably Already Knew That

In what was probably no surprise to anyone, the Galaxy lost last night to Pachuca in the finals of the Superliga. What was surprising though, was that the Galaxy actually put up a fight without David Beckham on the field, and managed to push Pachuca to their limit. Now on to the shitty players..............Pete "sand in his" Vagenas is someone I really have nothing to say about, as he has just been that awful whenever he plays. How he is still in MLS nobody really knows as he belongs in some indoor sunday league somewhere, where he can score nicely on his own goal as much as he wants. What was good for the Galaxy was the play of Cobi Jones when he got into the game, which leads to the question of why isnt he starting for such a shitty shitty team? Honestly Frank Yallop, how do you not justify this guy being in the starting eleven over Pete Vaginas? And the final last thing that needs to be said about this game, is about Landon Donovans stupid mating ritual or whatever the fuck it is he does before games in PK's. Im pretty sure if you look closely at the replay, that it took him so long to do his fuckin raindance before the PK that his foot actually fell asleep causing him to hit a bad PK. Im just sayin.......tone down the choreography and take that shit already..................Oh, and one last note............Calero looks like a giant bag of douche, but you really cant hate on him with a performance like that last night.........meh. you probably still can. hes a douche.